BUREAU OF INTERPERSONAL SYNCHRONY
THE MUTUAL NOD
A formal acknowledgment protocol. Press SPACE or tap the figure. It will nod back — precisely, and always in sync.
PEAK MUTUAL RESPECT ACHIEVED
Press SPACE or click / tap the figure to initiate a nod.
Your participation is no longer required. The relationship is self-sustaining.
CERTIFICATE OF MUTUAL ACKNOWLEDGMENT
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Bureau policy withholds official 100% recognition. This nod is unofficially perfect.
NOD SYNCHRONIZATION—
EYE CONTACT INTEGRITYCERTIFIED
MUTUAL RESPECTCONFIRMED
AWKWARDNESS INDEX—